Isaac Hayes credited as playing...
Chef
- Officer Barbrady: All right people. The mayor wanted everyone to see this educational film. So please try to pay attention, okay?
- Voiceover: This is Jenny. She and her family are having a picnic at the foot of a volcano. Oh no. The volcano has erupted. What do you do now, Jenny? That's right, duck and cover. What do you do, Jenny? Duck and cover. DUCK AND COVER!
- Officer Barbrady: Any questions?
- Chef: That has got to be the biggest load of pig crap I have *ever* seen.
- Officer Barbrady: That's enough of you!
- [Last Lines]
- Chef: [Returning to South Park to see all of the townspeople covered in ash, which looks like blackface] Alright, everybody gather round, I'm about to whup all of your asses.