Mona Marshall credited as playing...
Linda Stotch • Sheila Broflovski
- [the townsfolk consult with Mayor McDaniels about the incident at the auction]
- Man in Crowd #1: Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change!
- Townsfolk: [amid chatter] Yeah! I agree!
- Gerald Brofloski: This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! The worst thing!
- Man in Crowd #2: Yeah! I mean, there were children watching that auction, and when that little eight-year-old-boy walked up and flashed his penis! It was an outrage!
- [the adults go into an uproar again]
- Stan: What?
- Cartman: What?
- Skeeter: Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watching at home saw the penis! How am I supposed to explain that to her?
- Sheila Broflovski: This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down!
- [the adults go into an uproar again]
- Mr. Garrison: [shouts] You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman? What were you thinking?
- Cartman: I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction!
- [the adults go into an uproar again]
- Kyle: Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons?
- Stan: Just run with it, dude.
- Kyle: [looks around, then stands on his chair] Uh, yeah! I agree! Uh, my fragile little eight-year-old mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing. Cartman should be punished!
- [the adults agree, then go into an uproar again]
- Cartman: Hey, fuck you, Kyle!