Michael J. Fox credited as playing...
Mike Flaherty
- Mike Flaherty: Carter, as always I appreciate your initiative. Programming our computers to automatically replace the word black with the more politically correct African American, that was, that's, that's just smart thinking.
- Carter Heywood: Something should have been done long ago.
- Mike Flaherty: Yeah. I'm holding in my hand one of a thousand invitations that went out for the Mayor's press corp dinner next week. It's obviously a formal event because
- [pause]
- Mike Flaherty: African American tie is required.
- Mike Flaherty: [Mike trying to quell the anger of insulting the local Native-Americans] Once again Chief, the Mayor and I would like to apologise for yesterdays unfortunate misunderstanding. We would like you to come to City Hall and we thought we'd all take the bowl down to the Museum of Natural History together.
- Chief Phil: I don't know, Mr Flaherty. You can't pacify us with some hollow ceremony. We feel...
- Mike Flaherty: We'll plug your new casino.
- Chief Phil: Done.