Connie Britton credited as playing...
Nikki Faber
- Stuart Bondek: Damm this machine it's stuck again!
- James Hobert: Hey, hey, hey Stuart relax! You've just got to know how to take care of a machine like this. You know? Treat her right, she needs a sweet tender touch... Let's just start with the two toner knobs. Now, the tendency is to want to twist them and grab them. You want to be gentle, huh? Almost caress them. Now the real key to this machine is down here, it's called the loading tray.
- Stacey Paterno: You know, most guys can't even find the loading tray.
- Stuart Bondek: How long are you gonna be?
- James Hobert: Hey I'm going to be down here as long as it takes!... there we go all done.
- Stuart Bondek: Finally!
- James Hobert: Hey! Hey! Hey! Woah, woah, woah! She's just getting warmed up what's the rush to put paper in?
- Nikki Faber: Yeah!
- Janelle Cooper: That's why women hate you!