Bill Fagerbakke credited as playing...
Patrick Star • Painter
- Patrick: You're a man now, SpongeBob, and it's time you started acting like one.
- SpongeBob: Yeah! Oh, but I'm not sure I know how.
- Patrick: Allow me to demonstrate. First, puff out your chest.
- [SpongeBob puffs out his chest]
- Patrick: Now say, "tax exemption."
- SpongeBob: Tax exemption.
- Patrick: Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz.
- [Both listen intently to jazz music]
- Patrick: Okay, you're ready.
- [Looking for Squidward in a crowd of squids]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you Squidward?
- Squid #2: No.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you Squidward?
- Squidette: No.
- Patrick: [to a fire hydrant] Are you Squidward?
- [silence]
- Patrick: It's okay. Take your time.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [hugging the wrong Squidward] Squidward, we finally found you!
- Squid: Get off me, and I'm not Squidward!
- Patrick: [after a small pause] Are you Squidward now?
- Patrick: All right, this is it. What are you going to tell your grandma?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm a grown-up!
- Patrick: No ifs, ands or buts about it!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
- Patrick: Then you get behind her and I'll push.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, we didn't say that.
- Patrick: Oh, right.