Ernest Borgnine credited as playing...
Mermaid Man
- [Mermaid Man is talking about his super hero costume]
- Mermaid Man: Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?
- [pulls on his costume's "underwear" and snaps it]
- Squidward: [grinning mischievously] I can think of three good reasons.
- Mermaid Man: You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered.
- Barnacle Boy: You senile bag of fish paste. There are three of us and only one of you.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Make that two.
- ManRay: The Quickster.
- Squidward: three.
- Barnacle Boy: Captain Magma.
- Patrick: Four.
- The Dirty Bubble: The Elastic Waistband.
- Sandy: Five.
- Barnacle Boy: M-M-M-Miss Appear.
- Mermaid Man: And me makes 10. I think.
- SpongeBob: How about we help you?
- Mermaid Man: No, that's a terrible idea! I've got it! How about *you* help *me*?
- Mermaid Man: So, who wants to save the world?
- SpongeBob: I do!
- Patrick: I do!
- Sandy Cheeks: I do!
- Squidward: I don't.
- Mr. Krabs: Oh, yes you do, no world means no money! So go save the world, or you're fired!
- [Squidward crosses his arms and grumbles in protest]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Floppin' flounder, Mermaid Man! Makeout Reef!
- Mermaid Man: [pounding the table] Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!
- Squidward: [smiling dreamily] Ah, Makeout Reef. Good times, good times.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [Mermaidman and Barnacleboy have been holding up the line. SpongeBob whispers in Mermaidman's ear] Psst. Mermaidman, get a Krabby Patty.
- Mermaid Man: I have made my decision!
- [the line of customers cheers]
- Mermaid Man: One Krabby Patty for me, and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.
- Barnacle Boy: Now, wait just a darn minute!
- [the line of customers groans]
- Barnacle Boy: I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty, I want an *adult-sized* Krabby Patty!
- Mermaid Man: The Krabby Patty is too big for you. You'll never be able to finish it.
- Barnacle Boy: Don't you see what you're doing? You're treating me like a child!