Tim Conway credited as playing...
Barnacle Boy
- Mermaid Man: You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered.
- Barnacle Boy: You senile bag of fish paste. There are three of us and only one of you.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Make that two.
- ManRay: The Quickster.
- Squidward: three.
- Barnacle Boy: Captain Magma.
- Patrick: Four.
- The Dirty Bubble: The Elastic Waistband.
- Sandy: Five.
- Barnacle Boy: M-M-M-Miss Appear.
- Mermaid Man: And me makes 10. I think.
- Barnacle Boy: We won. And the superhero-supervillain rules require you to do what I say.
- ManRay: World domination. Ask for world domination.
- The Dirty Bubble: Make him eat dirt.
- [Man-Ray gives him a curious look]
- The Dirty Bubble: In addition to the world domination thing.
- Barnacle Boy: I'm crossing over to the dark side!
- [We see that the Krusty Krabs is only half lit at one end]
- Mr. Krabs: Why should I waste money on lighting the whole store?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [Mermaidman and Barnacleboy have been holding up the line. SpongeBob whispers in Mermaidman's ear] Psst. Mermaidman, get a Krabby Patty.
- Mermaid Man: I have made my decision!
- [the line of customers cheers]
- Mermaid Man: One Krabby Patty for me, and a Pipsqueak Patty for the boy.
- Barnacle Boy: Now, wait just a darn minute!
- [the line of customers groans]
- Barnacle Boy: I don't want a Pipsqueak Patty, I want an *adult-sized* Krabby Patty!
- Mermaid Man: The Krabby Patty is too big for you. You'll never be able to finish it.
- Barnacle Boy: Don't you see what you're doing? You're treating me like a child!
- Barnacle Boy: I'm not a boy! I'm so old I've got hairs growing out of the wrinkles of my liver spots.
- Barnacle Boy: I'm crossing over to the dark side!
- [Half the restaurant is dark]
- Mr. Krabs: Why should I waist money lighting the whole store?