George Takei credited as playing...
Sulu
- Yeoman Janice Rand: Where are you, Sulu?
- Sulu: In here, feeding the weepers, Janice.
- Yeoman Janice Rand: I've got your tray.
- Sulu: May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless your planet.
- Yeoman Janice Rand: [to one of Sulu's plants] Hello, Beauregard. How are you today, darling?
- Sulu: Her name's Gertrude.
- Yeoman Janice Rand: No, it's a he plant. A girl can tell.
- Sulu: Why do people have to call inanimate objects 'she'? Like, um, "she's a fast ship".
- Yeoman Janice Rand: He is not an inanimate object. He's so animate he makes me nervous. In fact, I keep expecting one of these plants of yours to, er, grab me.
- Sulu: Casualty, Captain. Barnhart was found dead on deck nine, same symptoms.
- Mr. Spock: Spock cutting in, Captain. Something here, through the arches to your left.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Stand by, Mr. Sulu. Spock has something.
- Mr. Spock: [Kirk approaches his position] Green.
- Captain James T. Kirk: He beamed up to the ship with us.
- Mr. Spock: Or something did.
- Captain James T. Kirk: [opening his communicator] Enterprise, from Kirk.
- Sulu: Bridge, Sulu.
- Captain James T. Kirk: You have an intruder aboard. Could be masquerading as Crewman Green. General quarters, security condition three.