Alexander Siddig credited as playing...
Doctor Julian Bashir
- Quark: So, what do you think?
- Doctor Bashir: About what?
- Quark: About her.
- Doctor Bashir: About who?
- Quark: Dax!
- Doctor Bashir: ...Oh, Ezri. She seems... nice.
- Quark: Meaning what?
- Doctor Bashir: Meaning... nice.
- Quark: Oh, come on, Doctor. I know the way you felt about Jadzia.
- Doctor Bashir: She's not Jadzia.
- Quark: She's the next best thing. So - are you interested?
- Doctor Bashir: Sounds to me like you're the one who's interested, Quark.
- Quark: It's not every day you get a second chance with a woman.
- Doctor Bashir: It's not the same woman!
- Quark: She's still Dax, isn't she?
- Doctor Bashir: More or less.
- Quark: Well, that's good enough for me. Ready for a little competition?
- Doctor Bashir: You're insane.
- Quark: And you... are going to lose!
- [Dax has been promoted to full counselor]
- Captain Sisko: [to Dax] Congratulations, Lieutenant. I want you to take a good look around. You have just agreed to take responsibility for the mental health of everyone in this room. You have your work cut out for you.
- Doctor Bashir: Well, I'm glad they made you a lieutenant. It would've been hard taking advice from an ensign.
- Chief O'Brien: Since when did you take advice from anyone?
- [Dr. Bashir is trying to extract something out of Quark's ear canal with tweezers. Quark is shrieking his head off]
- Quark: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Doctor Bashir: [firmly yet calmly] Hold still.
- [Quark lets out a shorter shriek and braces himself for pain]
- Doctor Bashir: ....I think I got something.
- [Dr. Bashir pulls the object out of Quark's ear canal - a feather. Quark takes the tweezers holding the feather to get a good look at it as he massages his ear]
- Quark: I should've known... Never get a tympanic tickle from an amateur.
- Doctor Bashir: Tympanic tickle?
- Quark: It's...
- Doctor Bashir: [interrupting; realizing what Quark is going to refer to] Never mind. I don't want to know. Hold still. I'll get you some antibiotics.