Rhae Andrece credited as playing...
Alice #251 through 500
- Alice #1 through 250: You desire something else, lord?
- Chekov: What a shame you're not real.
- Alice #251 through 500: We are real, my lord.
- Chekov: Oh, I mean 'real girls'.
- Alice #1 through 250: We are programmed to function as human females, lord.
- Chekov: You are?
- Alice #1 through 250, Alice #251 through 500: [In unison] Yes, my lord.
- Chekov: Harry Mudd programmed you?
- Alice #1 through 250, Alice #251 through 500: [in unison] Yes, my lord.
- Chekov: That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous, kulak, Harry Mudd programmed you?
- Alice #1 through 250, Alice #251 through 500: [In unison] Yes, my lord.
- Chekov: This place is even better than Leningrad.
- Alice #1 through 250: We have a very extensive library section for your amusement.
- Alice #251 through 500: Our research laboratories and workshops are extremely well equipped.
- Alice #1 through 250, Alice #251 through 500: You are free to visit them.
- Captain Kirk: All right, we might later. In the mean time, would you mind leaving us?
- Alice #1 through 250, Alice #251 through 500: Why should we leave you?
- Captain Kirk: Because... we don't like you.
- Alice #251 through 500: Do you require something, lord?
- Capt. Kirk: No. Yes! My ship.
- Alice #251 through 500: I am not programmed...
- Alice #251 through 500, Capt. Kirk: [together] ... to respond in that area.
- Capt. Kirk: Yes, I know.
- Alice #251 through 500: Is there anything *any* of you require to please you?
- Capt. Kirk: Alice, give us back our ship to please us. Return us to our ship because we desire it.
- Alice #251 through 500: We are programmed to serve. We shall serve you to your best interests to make you happy.
- Capt. Kirk: But we're unhappy here.
- Alice #251 through 500: Please explain "unhappy."
- Spock: Unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants and desires are not fulfilled.
- Alice #251 through 500: Which wants and desires of yours are not fulfilled?
- Capt. Kirk: We want the Enterprise.
- Alice #251 through 500: [her badge number starts to flash] The Enterprise is not a want or a desire. It is a mechanical device.
- Capt. Kirk: No, it's a beautiful lady and we love her!
- Alice #251 through 500: [badge light remains on] Illogical, illogical. All units relate. All units. Norman, coordinate.