Rene Auberjonois credited as playing...
Constable Odo
- [Kira and Odo are arguing]
- Major Kira: Now, are we gonna have dinner together or not?
- Odo: And if we do, then what?
- Major Kira: I don't know, maybe we could go dancing.
- Odo: And after that, I suppose you'll expect me to kiss you.
- Major Kira: Well, it's possible.
- Odo: Well then, who needs dinner? Why don't I just get it over with and kiss you right now?
- Major Kira: Well, why don't you?
- [Odo grabs Kira and kisses her long and hard on the mouth]
- Major Kira: [after getting her breath back] You're right - who needs dinner?
- [they kiss again]
- Vic Fontaine: Tell me something - how do you get to Carnegie Hall?
- Odo: I have no idea.
- Vic Fontaine: Practice, practice, practice! Get it?
- Odo: No.
- Odo: [on Kira's suggestion that he enjoy only his work] I do... enjoy my work. But I'm afraid, I've used it as an excuse... to avoid the rest of my life.
- Odo: I may be Romeo in the holosuite, but I know the first time I see the real Kira, I'll turn back into Nanook of the North.
- Odo: This isn't working.
- Vic Fontaine: I thought you two were getting along just fine.
- Odo: Of course we are; you programed her to find me irresistible. I could read her a criminal activities report, she'd think it was poetry.
- Vic Fontaine: It's time to have some fun.
- Odo: What does fun have to do with Major Kira?
- Vic Fontaine: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
- Melissa: Are you classically trained?
- Odo: Oh, actually, er... Vic taught me everything I know.
- Melissa: [to Vic] Is he a good student?
- Vic Fontaine: Head of his class.
- Melissa: [to Odo] Maybe I can help you get your diploma...
- Vic Fontaine: All right, ladies, the night is young and I have a table waiting for us at the 'Dunes'.
- Ginger: [ecstatic] We're gonna see Shecky! Oh!
- [kisses Vic]
- Melissa: Shecky!
- Odo: Shecky who?
- Melissa: Oh, you didn't tell me he had a sense of humor.
- Ginger: He plays the piano *and* he is funny - kinda like Victor Borge.
- Odo: Who?
- Melissa: I think I'm in love...