Rene Auberjonois credited as playing...
Constable Odo
- Major Kira: Odo, I know you don't need to eat. But did you ever try it anyway?
- Odo: Once, not long after I was first able to assume the humanoid form.
- Major Kira: And?
- Odo: And since I don't have taste buds, it was very unsatisfying, not to mention... messy.
- Major Kira: Messy?
- Odo: I'd rather not talk about it.
- Major Kira: [introducing] This is Tiron, a... business associate of Quark's. This is Odo - my lover.
- Tiron: Well... You're a very lucky man.
- Major Kira: I'm... a lucky woman.
- Odo: [bewildered] Yes - we're both very lucky.
- Tiron: So, Mr. Odo, what is it that you do?
- Odo: I'm Chief of Security on this station.
- Tiron: Oh. A station this size must be a very challenging job. I hope you're well compensated.
- Major Kira: Oh, money doesn't matter. All we need is each other. Isn't that right - sweetheart?
- Odo: Yes - sweetheart.
- Major Kira: What do you think you're doing, Quark?
- Quark: Nothing.
- Odo: Ha!
- Major Kira: Then what's this?
- Quark: Oh, you mean this holo-imager? I was just recording the image of the Promenade to send home to my mother.
- Odo: Ha!
- Major Kira: You're trying to take a holo-scan of me, and I wanna know why.
- Quark: Of you? Not at all! You just happened to get in the frame.
- Odo: Ha!
- Quark: Will you stop doing that?
- Odo: Not until you start telling the truth.