Colm Meaney credited as playing...
Chief Miles O'Brien
- Chief O'Brien: Vash and Captain Picard were friends - close friends, if you follow my meaning. Seems they met on Risa a few years back. I figured she must be a special woman being friends with the Captain at all.
- Commander Sisko: Somehow she doesn't seem to be his type.
- Chief O'Brien: The Captain likes a good challenge, sir.
- Chief O'Brien: Why don't you do something constructive for a change, like torment Cardassians?
- Q: Do I know you?
- Chief O'Brien: O'Brien, from the Enterprise.
- Q: Enterprise? Oh, yes! Weren't you one of the little people?
- Doctor Bashir: [Bashir is on the Replimat, waiting for Vash when Q disguised as a Bajoran waiter comes up to him] Oh, just a cup of mint tea, please.
- Q: [tutting] You're making a terrible mistake.
- Doctor Bashir: Why? Oh, the replicators haven't malfunctioned again?
- Q: I'm talking about Vash. Stay away from her.
- Doctor Bashir: My God! You're an impertinent waiter!
- Q: I'm a friend. I'm trying to give friendly advice. She's nothing but trouble.
- Doctor Bashir: Really? Well, I don't think it's any of your business who I see. In fact, I'm meeting her now...
- Q: [concerned] Are you sure you're up to it? You look tired.
- Doctor Bashir: [getting up to leave] I feel fine...
- Q: No, no, no. You look very, very tired.
- [Q yawns]
- Doctor Bashir: [Bashir does the same] Actually, I do feel a bit spent. Maybe I should lie down for a while.
- Q: [to himself] Hopefully by yourself for a change.
- Chief O'Brien: [O'Brien's also at the Replimat and recognises the waiter. He hurries off to Ops while saying to himself] Bloody hell!