Rene Auberjonois credited as playing...
Constable Odo
- Odo: Unauthorized access to crew quarters is a crime, Quark. You could have just asked to use the replicators.
- Quark: There's an old Ferengi saying: "Never ask when you can take". Uh... how d'you figure it out?
- Odo: You claimed Rom fixed your replicators?
- Quark: So?
- Odo: Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent.
- Quark: You're right, Rom is an idiot. Remind me to get rid of him tomorrow.
- Odo: I need to get to docking port V now. That ship's gonna explode in five minutes!
- Quark: I'll beam you over.
- Odo: You?
- Quark: Relax. I served on a Ferengi freighter for eight years.
- Odo: All right.
- [he rushes onto the transporter pad]
- Quark: I must have witnessed the procedure hundreds of times!
- Odo: Witnessed? You mean to say you never handled the controls yourself?
- Quark: Energizing!
- [waves Odo goodbye as he beams him away]
- [Quark is testing his dabo wheel when Odo enters]
- Quark: Care to place a friendly wager?... If it's your reputation you're thinking about, no one need ever know.
- Odo: It has nothing to do with my reputation. The truth is, I never... learned the game.
- Quark: You mean you sat here for all these years and you don't even know how to gamble?
- Odo: That's correct.
- Quark: No wonder you always look so bored.
- Commander Sisko: We need to find out who created this virus.
- Commander Sisko: [to Kira] You're our best hope.
- Major Kira: Eighteen years is a long time.
- Odo: Besides, even if she finds who did this, that's no guarantee they can help us.
- Commander Sisko: We just have to hope they remember the antidote.
- Odo: That's assuming they ever bothered to create one.
- [Sisko has agreed to let Kira take a runabout to get help from Bajor]
- Odo: Let's just hope there's someone left to greet her when she returns.
- Commander Sisko: We'll have to get down there and blow it manually.
- [he tries to get up but falls back, exhausted]
- Odo: I'll do it.
- Commander Sisko: All right. You can cross barrels. All job appalled.
- Odo: What was that?
- Commander Sisko: Bread - the arrive - seen earlier.
- Odo: Oh, I see...
- Odo: [after saving Quark from an abusive diner and throwing the diner out] Well, another satisfied customer.