Rene Auberjonois credited as playing...
Constable Odo
- [Quark is complaining about the noise Odo makes at night in his quarters]
- Quark: Do you know what it's like to hear someone practice shape-shifting? Last night, it sounded like a Takaran wildebeest was tromping around up there.
- Odo: That was for all of five minutes. Once you complained, I took the form of a Rafalian mouse.
- Quark: Yeah. Little tiny feet, skittering across the floor, back and forth, back and forth.
- Major Kira: You could hear that?
- Quark: [pointing at his ears] Hello?
- Quark: I dropped by your quarters this morning.
- Odo: Oh?
- Quark: I heard some noise, and when I went to complain, I found a work crew installing soundproofing in the floor. I have to say, Odo, I'm touched, that you would do something like that for me.
- Odo: I'm having the floor reinforced. The fact that they're soundproofing it as well is incidental. If you think I'd put up with three days of construction for your sake, think again.
- Quark: I guess I should've known. Thanks anyway.
- Odo: Don't mention it.
- Major Kira: It's just Quark's luck that you would be assigned quarters right above his.
- Odo: "Luck" had nothing to do with it.
- Major Kira: I've been meaning to ask you, why don't you wear that belt anymore?
- Odo: I don't know. Didn't really serve a purpose. It's not as if I needed it to hold my pants up.
- Major Kira: I just thought it looked good on you, that's all.
- Odo: [pleasantly surprised] Really?
- Major Kira: [smiles] Really.
- Odo: Well... if you say so.
- [Odo morphs his waist to include a belt on his uniform]
- Odo: Better?
- Major Kira: Much.
- Shakaar: I want to stop by the Promenade and visit the temple first.
- Odo: Why wasn't I told about this?
- Sarish: I didn't know myself until a moment ago.
- Shakaar: Is there a problem?
- Odo: I would have posted extra Security on the Promenade.
- Shakaar: Oh, well, we'll just... slip in, I'll stay for a few minutes and then... we'll slip out.
- Odo: [sighs] With all due respect, sir, now that you're First Minister, you can't slip in or out of *bed* without people noticing.
- Shakaar: [laughs] Maybe not. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna stay in bed all day.