Rene Auberjonois credited as playing...
Constable Odo
- Lwaxana Troi: Dance with me, Odo.
- Odo: I'm sorry. I don't dance.
- Lwaxana Troi: Nonsense. I saw you moving to the music.
- Odo: That wasn't dancing. That was... swaying.
- Lwaxana Troi: Oh, then sway with me, Odo. Sway with me.
- Odo: I just remembered, I'm needed in security.
- Lwaxana Troi: I'll come with you.
- [Odo is briefing a Starfleet security officer when Lwaxana Troi enters his office]
- Lwaxana Troi: [to the security officer] Didn't they teach you any manners in Starfleet Academy? Be a dear, run along. The Constable and I have a lot of catching up to do.
- Odo: [also to the officer] Uh, come back in five minutes.
- Lwaxana Troi: Make that half an hour.
- Lwaxana Troi: I'm here to help you.
- Odo: What kind of help do you mean?
- Lwaxana Troi: Oh... well, a sympathetic ear, a shoulder to cry on - a lap to melt in...
- Lwaxana Troi: [laughing] This is one Gratitude Festival they'll be talking about for a long time.
- Odo: I know I'll never forget it.
- Lwaxana Troi: I hope everything works out for you, Odo, with Major Kira.
- Odo: I... don't know what you mean.
- Lwaxana Troi: Oh, don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. After all, I know what it's like to be attracted to someone who doesn't necessarily feel the same way.
- [sighs]
- Lwaxana Troi: If you get tired if waiting for her...
- [kisses him]
- Lwaxana Troi: ... you know where to find me.
- Odo: I'll keep that in mind.