Armin Shimerman credited as playing...
Quark
- Quark: Commander, you throw one hell of a party!
- [after Bareil has engaged Sisko in a fistfight and Dax in return knocked down the Vedek]
- Quark: That's right, genuine latinum-plated renewal scroll inscription pens, blessed by Vedek Redab himself, shortly before he passed away. Each pen is engraved with the words 'Deep Space Nine's Third Annual Gratitude Festival', today's date and a lovely portrait of the station, by Ermat Zimm. So, get them while you can! They're sure to become collector's items.
- [Quark's advertising slogan]
- Quark: Here - have a free pen.
- Chief O'Brien: What for?
- Quark: To write down your problems on a renewal scroll.
- Chief O'Brien: There isn't a scroll long enough for all my problems.
- Quark: Really? I thought you could sum them up with one word: Keiko.
- Quark: You humans, you never learn. You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing... and you wonder why your marriages fall apart.