Brent Spiner: Lieutenant Commander Data • Frank Hollander • Eli Hollander • ...
A Fistful of Datas
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Brent Spiner credited as playing...
Lieutenant Commander Data • Frank Hollander • Eli Hollander • Henchman • Bandito • Annie Meyers
- [La Forge is working on Data's open head]
- Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: I must admit, Data, I never get used to seeing you like this.
- Lt. Commander Data: I do not understand. You are constantly working on similar electronic systems, yet their appearances do not disturb you.
- Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Yeah, but you're not just another electronic system.
- Lt. Commander Data: Thank you, Geordi. Nor are you just another biological organism.
- [several computer systems have been corrupted with Data's personal database]
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: When can you correct the problem?
- Lt. Commander Data: We are currently attempting to isolate the corrupted circuit pathways. I reckon the process should take less than two hours.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: What did you say?
- Lt. Commander Data: I said the process should take less than two hours.
- Commander William T. Riker: No, you just said 'I reckon'.
- Lt. Commander Data: According to my memory logs, I did not use those words. Y'all must be mistaken.
- Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: There - Data, you did it again.
- Lt. Commander Data: [southern accent] Did wha-t?
- Commander William T. Riker: Mr. Data.
- Lt. Commander Data: [southern accent] Howdy, Commander.
- Commander William T. Riker: Geordi, what have you found?
- Lt. Commander Data: [southern accent] Well - we figure part of my memory structure...
- Lt. Commander Data: [normal voice] ... was replaced with information from the computer's recreational database.
- Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Specifically, the files relating to the American 19th century West.
- Commander William T. Riker: That would explain the accent.
- Lt. Commander Data: [southern accent] You got it, partner.
- Lt. Commander Data: Spot, you are disrupting my ability to work.
- [he puts Spot to the floor, but she jumps back on Data's desk]
- Spot: Meow.
- Lt. Commander Data: Vamoose, ye little varmint!
- Lt. Commander Data: Feline supplement 127. Spot, I have formulated a new mixture of food specifically designed for your highly-selective tastes.
- [after Spot has refused Data's special cat food mixture]
- Lt. Commander Data: I find it extremely difficult to predict what you will find acceptable. Perhaps hunger will compel you to try it again.
- Lt. Commander Data: Commander - you just sit tight. We'll have this all fixed up in time for supper.
- Lieutenant Worf: Where have they taken my son? Where is he?
- [grabs Eli by his collar]
- Eli Hollander: Temper, temper, Sheriff. My pa ain't gonna like it if I come home all bruised.