Patrick Stewart credited as playing...
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
- [several computer systems have been corrupted with Data's personal database]
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: When can you correct the problem?
- Lt. Commander Data: We are currently attempting to isolate the corrupted circuit pathways. I reckon the process should take less than two hours.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: What did you say?
- Lt. Commander Data: I said the process should take less than two hours.
- Commander William T. Riker: No, you just said 'I reckon'.
- Lt. Commander Data: According to my memory logs, I did not use those words. Y'all must be mistaken.
- Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: There - Data, you did it again.
- Lt. Commander Data: [southern accent] Did wha-t?
- [Dr. Crusher asks Picard to take part in her play]
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Well, it's a, it's a very intriguing drama, but I... really don't have the time it would take to learn a part, and, uh... anyway, I'm not much of an actor.
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: That's no problem.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [surprised] Oh?
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: Well, you wouldn't be playing one of the leads.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [disappointed] Oh.
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: It's a very small part. Only two lines.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Really?
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: It's the role of the butler!
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Well, I'll think about it and let you know.
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: You would be *wonderful*, Jean-Luc!