John Pyper-Ferguson credited as playing...
Eli Hollander
- [Eli Hollander shoots at his own wanted poster]
- Eli: If I ever find the varmint that drew this, he'll be sorry he ever put pen to paper. I'm ten times uglier than that, ain't I?
- Lieutenant Worf: You have been accused of committing a homicide.
- Eli: If you mean murder, then I guess I'm guilty. I've killed 23 men, Sheriff. One more ain't gonna make much of a difference. 'course... shootin' someone as ugly as you couldn't be considered a crime, could it? Was you born that way? Or did your momma marry an armadillo?
- Eli: Frankly, I don't think I'll be around here that long. Not after my old man hears about this.
- Lieutenant Worf: What "old man" are you referring to?
- Eli: My pa. When he breaks me out of this tin can... gravedigger'll be working overtime.