Whoopi Goldberg credited as playing...
Guinan
- [Q is sitting with Data at the bar in Ten Forward, when Guinan enters]
- Q: This is not a moment I've been looking forward to.
- Guinan: [approaching] I hear they drummed you out of the Continuum.
- Q: I like to think of it as a significant career change.
- Guinan: Just one of the boys, eh?
- Q: One of the boys with an IQ of two thousand and five.
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: The Captain and many of the crew are not yet convinced he is truly human.
- Guinan: Really?
- [Guinan picks up a sharp-tined fork and stabs the back of Q's hand, who screams in pain]
- Guinan: Seems human enough to me.
- Guinan: [referring to Data] You could learn a lot from this one.
- Q: Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: I am an android, not a robot.
- Q: [sarcastically] I beg your pardon.
- Guinan: I'd enjoy that. And you'd better get used to it.
- Q: What?
- Guinan: Begging! You're a pitiful excuse for a human. The only way you're gonna survive is on the charity of others.
- Guinan: [on Q, who is crying for help after being attacked by the Calamarain] How the mighty have fallen.