Gates McFadden credited as playing...
Doctor Beverly Crusher
- [Dr. Crusher is treating Q's back problems rather roughly]
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: Well, don't expect too much sympathy from me. You have been a pain in *our* backside often enough.
- Q: [groans] Your bedside manner's admirable, Doctor. I'm sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away from you!
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: [Beverly examines Q with a medical tricorder] Well, if I didn't see it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it. According to this, you have classic back trauma. Muscle spasms.
- Q: I've been under a lot of pressure lately. Family problems.
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: Hmm, well don't expect too much sympathy from me. You have been a pain in our backside often enough.
- Q: [Beverly gleefully runs a medical instrument over Q's back, and he cries out in pain] Your bedside manner's admirable, Doctor. I'm sure your patients recover quickly just to get away from you.