Robert Picardo credited as playing...
The Doctor
- [B'Elanna has planned a romantic holiday with Tom]
- The Doctor: I've already approved your time off.
- Tom Paris: The Captain's told you about the race already?
- The Doctor: What race? I was referring to your romantic getaway.
- Tom Paris: [silence, then realizing] Oh, no...
- The Doctor: Don't tell me you forgot.
- Tom Paris: [heading for Engineering] Do me a favour, Doc. Keep a lock on my biosigns.
- The Doctor: What for?
- Tom Paris: 'Cause in about five minutes, there may be a medical emergency in Engineering.
- The Doctor: So, what program are you planning to run?
- B'Elanna Torres: Something new, called 'Gedi Prime.'
- The Doctor: I've heard of that. The vacation paradise that makes Risa look like a tourist trap.
- B'Elanna Torres: Endless kilometers of crystalline beaches, mood reefs, bioluminescent waterfalls...
- The Doctor: And a championship golf course, if I'm not mistaken. Why don't I just join you?
- B'Elanna Torres: Somehow, I don't think that would add to the mood.
- The Doctor: Don't be so sure. You haven't seen me in a bathing suit.