Robert Picardo credited as playing...
The Doctor • Equinox EMH
- The Doctor: It's quite disconcerting to know that all someone has to do is flick a switch to turn me into Mr. Hyde.
- Equinox EMH: Please state the nature of the...
- [sees that sickbay is full of wounded people]
- Equinox EMH: Don't bother.
- [about the Doctor's singing]
- Seven of Nine: You were off-key.
- The Doctor: I beg your pardon?
- Seven of Nine: "My Darling Clementine," third verse, second measure.
- The Doctor: That's impossible!
- Seven of Nine: Your vocal modulations deviated by 0.30 decihertz. I can assist you with that as well.
- The Doctor: Really? Holodeck 2, tomorrow, 1600 hours. Just you, me... and a tuning fork.
- Seven of Nine: I look forward to it.
- Lt. Cmdr. Maxwell Burke: Burke to Doctor, report.
- The Doctor: I'm afraid your physician's no longer on call.
- Captain Rudy Ransom: Give us the codes.
- Seven of Nine: No.
- Lt. Cmdr. Maxwell Burke: If she won't give us the codes, maybe we could extract them ourselves.
- The Doctor: Seven's cranial infrastructure is highly complex. You'll need months just to figure out what she had for breakfast.
- The Doctor: [singing while performing surgery on Seven] The ocular node's connected to the... sensory node. The sensory node's connected to the... cortical node. The cortical node's connected to the... reticular node.
- The Doctor: [after the Equinox crew has threatened to delete his program] They need me. They'd be cutting off their holographic nose to spite their face.
- Seven of Nine: You're obviously delusional. Allow me to repair your program.
- The Doctor: Now why would I want you to do that? You of all people should understand. Being unfettered by ethical subroutines has made me far more efficient.