Michael Dorn credited as playing...
Lieutenant Worf
- Lieutenant Worf: Captain! They're now locking lasers on us.
- Commander William T. Riker: Lasers?
- Lieutenant Worf: Yes, sir.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Lasers can't even penetrate our navigation shields, don't they know that?
- Commander William T. Riker: Regulations... do call for yellow alert.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Hm... Very old regulation. Well, make it so, Number One. And reduce speed. Drop main shields as well.
- Commander William T. Riker: May I ask why, sir?
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: In case we decide to surrender to them, Number One.
- [Worf finds Okona in deep embrace with a woman in her quarters]
- Lieutenant Worf: You will come with me to the main bridge!
- Capt. Thadiun Okona: I'm sure it can wait a few minutes?
- [continues kissing the woman]
- Lieutenant Worf: NOW!
- [Okana turns and has a stare-down with Worf]
- Lieutenant Worf: [growls] I'd like that! But I have my orders.
- Capt. Thadiun Okona: [smugly] Some other time.
- [Okana turns to the woman he was kissing]
- Capt. Thadiun Okona: Remember what it took to drag me from your arms!
- Wesley Crusher: Say goodbye, Data.
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: Goodbye, Data.
- [crew laughs]
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: Was that funny?
- Wesley Crusher: [laughs]
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: Accessing. Ah! Burns and Allen, Roxy Theater, New York City, 1932. It still works.
- [pauses]
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: Then there was the one about the girl in the nudist colony, that nothing looked good on?
- Lieutenant Worf: We're ready to get under way, sir.
- Lt. Cmdr. Data: Take my Worf, please.
- Commander William T. Riker: [to Captain Picard] Warp speed, sir?
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Please.
- Capt. Thadiun Okona: A Klingon Security Officer?
- Lieutenant Worf: Yes.
- Capt. Thadiun Okona: No wars available, eh?