Michael Dorn credited as playing...
Lieutenant Worf
- Lt. Commander Data: [examining skeletal remains in hotel bed] Definitely human. Male.
- Commander William T. Riker: Looks like the poor devil died in his sleep.
- Lieutenant Worf: What a terrible way to die.
- [Worf walks to an elevator in the Royale, thinking it a turbolift, but its doors don't open on approach]
- Lieutenant Worf: Seems to be malfunctioning.
- Lieutenant Worf: [pauses, then picks up the phone] Yes?
- [turns to Riker and Data]
- Lieutenant Worf: There's a female voice asking if we want room service.
- Lt. Commander Data: I believe she's asking if we want the room cleaned.
- Commander William T. Riker: Tell her no.
- Lieutenant Worf: [turns to phone] No.
- [pauses, then hangs up slowly]
- Commander William T. Riker: What did she say?
- Lieutenant Worf: She said the kitchen will be open 24 hours a day if we change our minds.
- Lieutenant Worf: What is this place? How did a being like you get here?
- Asst. Manager: Why, this is the Royale, of course. And my personal life is really none of your business, thank you.
- Commander William T. Riker: What he means is, what planet is this?
- Asst. Manager: I beg your pardon?
- Commander William T. Riker: This planet, what do you call it?
- Asst. Manager: Earth. What do you call it?
- Lieutenant Worf: We call it Theta VIII.
- Asst. Manager: How charming.