Brent Spiner credited as playing...
Lieutenant Commander Data
- Lt. Commander Data: [examining skeletal remains in hotel bed] Definitely human. Male.
- Commander William T. Riker: Looks like the poor devil died in his sleep.
- Lieutenant Worf: What a terrible way to die.
- Lieutenant Worf: [pauses, then picks up the phone] Yes?
- [turns to Riker and Data]
- Lieutenant Worf: There's a female voice asking if we want room service.
- Lt. Commander Data: I believe she's asking if we want the room cleaned.
- Commander William T. Riker: Tell her no.
- Lieutenant Worf: [turns to phone] No.
- [pauses, then hangs up slowly]
- Commander William T. Riker: What did she say?
- Lieutenant Worf: She said the kitchen will be open 24 hours a day if we change our minds.
- Lt. Commander Data: [about a game of dice] There is a certain degree of random fortune involved. I believe that is why they call it "gambling."
- Lt. Commander Data: [right before beginning his winning streak at the craps table] Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
- Lt. Commander Data: [about the people in the Royale] They do exist, but they do not register as either man or machine.
- [Texas steps out from the elevator]
- Lt. Commander Data: Take this creature, for example. He does not exhibit any DNA structure.
- Texas: Excuse me, son. Look who's talking. Man, you sound just like my ex-wife!