Robert Picardo credited as playing...
The Doctor
- Kes: Computer, activate the emergency medical holographic system.
- The Doctor: [materializes] Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
- Kes: Actually, there is no emergency. I'm creating a hydroponics bay. I was told you could provide me with some nitrogenated soil samples.
- The Doctor: [irritated] That's it?
- Kes: I'm sorry if...
- The Doctor: So it begins.
- [walks up to the cabin containing the 'dirt']
- The Doctor: The trivia of medicine is my domain now. Every runny nose, stubbed toe, pimple on a cheek becomes my responsibility.
- [Carey reports about his run-in with Torres]
- Lieutenant Joe Carey: ...She pushed me away from the console; I pushed back. Next thing I knew, I was lying on the deck with blood pouring down my face!
- Commander Chakotay: Then what happened?
- Lieutenant Joe Carey: She said 'Sorry. Maybe you should go to sickbay.'
- The Doctor: At least she gave you some good advice.
- Kes: What's your name?
- The Doctor: What purpose would a name serve a hologram?
- Kes: I'd just like to know what to call you besides 'Doctor'.
- The Doctor: I guess they never thought I'd be around long enough to need one. What's your name?
- Kes: Kes.
- The Doctor: Kes. I'm glad I could help you today.
- Kes: Computer, end program.
- The Doctor: By the way, I am now 68 cm shorter. I'd appreciate it if someone would repair my holographic projectors before I have trouble reaching my patients.
- The Doctor: I am not just a doctor. I've been designed with the information from two thousand medical reference sources and the experience of forty-seven individual medical officers. I am the embodiment of modern medicine. How much dirt do you need?