Robert Picardo credited as playing...
The Doctor
- The Doctor: [examining the unconscious Paris] From what I can tell, he's just... asleep.
- Captain Kathryn Janeway: Can you wake him?
- The Doctor: I don't see why not.
- [bends down to Paris]
- The Doctor: WAKE UP, LIEUTENANT!
- Tom Paris: [delirious] Do you cry?
- The Doctor: [looks unsure] It's not in my program.
- Tom Paris: Shame. Heh! You know, it's funny. What I remember most about being a kid are the times I spent in my room crying. I liked my room, though. It was quiet in there. People'd leave me alone. I'd keep the door locked, read, play games.
- [smiles]
- Tom Paris: I lost my virginity in that room. Seventeen. Parents were away for the weekend.
- The Doctor: I'll note that in your medical file.
- The Doctor: [examining Paris] Hm. It looks like he's having an allergic reaction. What did he ingest?
- B'Elanna Torres: Just a cup of Neelix's coffee.
- The Doctor: It's a miracle he's still alive.
- Tom Paris: You're losing me, aren't you? I'm gonna die.
- The Doctor: You're too stubborn to die, Mr. Paris.
- The Doctor: It's possible that Mr. Paris represents a future stage in human development - although I can't say it's very attractive.
- Tom Paris: "Here lies Thomas Eugene Paris, beloved mutant."
- The Doctor: A fitting epitaph, but I don't intend to let you use it just yet.
- Kes: Radiometric emitters are charged and ready.
- The Doctor: Begin with 45 rads per second.
- Tom Paris: Great. Now it'll read "Beloved Radioactive Mutant."
- Tom Paris: Kiss me.
- The Doctor: What?
- Tom Paris: Not you. Her.
- [nods toward Kes]
- The Doctor: She can't breathe the atmosphere in here.
- Tom Paris: Consider it a last request.
- Tom Paris: [coming back from the dead] Wha... what's happening?
- The Doctor: All of your internal organs are functioning again. In fact... you seem to have an extra one.
- Tom Paris: Wha...?
- The Doctor: You have... two hearts.
- The Doctor: [to Paris] You're not going anywhere, at least not for a few hours. I have some tests I'd like to run on Your Majesty before I release you back into the realm of ordinary humans.
- Tom Paris: [describing his transwarp flight] For a moment, I was everywhere. I mean... everywhere, Captain! With the Kazon, back home, with the Klingons, other galaxies, it was all there! I don't know how else to explain it. It was like... Well, no, it wasn't like anything.
- The Doctor: Well - I'm glad you had a good time.