Richard Dean Anderson credited as playing...
Colonel Jack O'Neill
- Samantha Carter: Teal'c, what about these?
- Teal'c: They are intar.
- Jack O'Neill: Short for?
- Teal'c: Intar.
- Jack O'Neill: Ol' Doc Fraiser says you haven't been eating.
- Captain Kyle Rogers: It's poison.
- Jack O'Neill: It's hospital food. Of course it is.
- Jack O'Neill: [takes a bite of the sandwich and, imitating Homer, of]
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- Jack O'Neill: , says] Mmmm... tuna.
- Captain Kyle Rogers: Go to Sokar!
- Captain Kyle Rogers: I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.
- Jack O'Neill: Oh, I've already begun. This is the infamous tuna torture.
- Jack O'Neill: Master Teal'c, might I suggest we spare them this time?
- Teal'c: Very well... underling.
- Jack O'Neill: He also wanted me to tell you that the whole, "invasion of the Tau'ri" idea has been cancelled due to... rain.
- Samantha Carter: You're training to serve Apophis wearing SG uniforms?
- Captain Kyle Rogers: To know the enemy. Quadrant 8 has spared no detail. We've studied long and hard, and know much.
- Samantha Carter: About Earth.
- Captain Kyle Rogers: Oh yes. Corn and cotton are indigenous to North America.
- Jack O'Neill: And that information could save your life one day.
- Captain Kyle Rogers: You are all casualties until 1400 hours.
- Jack O'Neill: Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?
- Jack O'Neill: [to Captain Kyle Rogers] I think "colonel" is the correct way to address me, "captain."