Phill Lewis credited as playing...
Mr. Moseby
- Mr. Moseby: Please don't tell me you've lost your dog in my hotel.
- Maddie: No! We're just playing hide and seek... and he's winning!
- Esteban: Oh, he's very good. Marco!
- [puts his hand over his mouth]
- Esteban: Puayo!
- Mr. Moseby: First of all, that's not hide and seek. Secondly, you don't answer yourself, and thirdly it's "Polo!" Find that dog, and remove him from the premises, or I will remove both of you permanently!
- [Moseby walks away, Maddie approaches Esteban]
- Maddie: PUAYO?
- [Maddie got caught sneaking her dog into work]
- Mr. Moseby: Now Madeline, we have strict rules about dogs in this hotel.
- Maddie: But, Ivana gets to stay in the hotel with London.
- Mr. Moseby: She's a Tipton.
- Maddie: But my house is being fumigated and Scamp has nowhere to go.
- [baby talk]
- Maddie: Please? Wook at his wittle face.
- [Maddie, Scamp, and Esteban give him puppy dog pouts]
- Mr. Moseby: Very well, but I don't want my rug soiled. That goes for all of you.
- [last lines]
- Mr. Moseby: What part of 'no dogs in the lobby' don't you understand? Now, whoever's father doesn't own this hotel is fired.
- [Maddie hands him a puppy]
- Mr. Moseby: Aww, wook at the wittle faces.
- Mr. Moseby: Mr Ambassador, I'm sure you'll love everything in our Imperial suite. It has four bathrooms, three bedrooms and
- [shocked after seeing Scamp and Ivana]
- Mr. Moseby: two dogs making kissy-face on the couch?
- Scamp Fitzpatrick: Hey, do we walk in on you when we... OK, we do.