Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

Crushed

Zack Martin

Agnes: This is so romantic. Do you like it when I feed you?
Cody Martin: Yes. Although, I could feed myself if you untied me.
Agnes: But if I untied you, you might try to run away again.
Cody Martin: No I wouldn't. And it's not because you nailed my feet to the floor, which by the way, is taking most of the enjoyment out of this tasty mac and cheese.
Agnes: Let me pull those nails right out!
Cody Martin: AAAARRGGGHHH!
Cody Martin: [Wakes up from his nightmare] Man! I just had the scariest dream in the history of scary dreams.
Agnes: What was it about, honey?
Cody Martin: AAGGHH!
Zack Martin: Hey, guys.
Cody Martin: How'd she get in here?
Zack Martin: I let her in.
Cody Martin: Why?
Zack Martin: [Shrugs] Kicks. By the way, you'd better get dressed. Your wedding's in 10 minutes!
Cody Martin: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wedding?
Agnes: [Suddenly appearing in a wedding dress] Hi, hubby-wubby!
Carey: [Showing Cody his wedding tux] Told ya it'd all work out!
Cody Martin: [Wakes up from nightmare] AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Zack Martin: Man, I've been watching you scream for 10 minutes.
Cody Martin: Why didn't you wake me?
Zack Martin: There was nothing on TV.

Zack Martin: Maybe she'll have a lousy time on your date. You are as boring as a stick. Actually, you could play with a stick
Cody Martin: Thanks for trying to cheer me up. But I'm a goner. Nothing I do bothers her.
Zack Martin: That's because you're too nice do something to gross her out. Sneeze on her, pick some eye boogers, braid your nose hairs.
Cody Martin: Eww! That's gross!
Zack Martin: That's the point!

Agnes: Excuse me. Could you play the violin when my date arrives?
Maitre'd: [Sarcastically] Of course. Then I'll ride a unicycle and juggle some bananas.
Agnes: Could you?
Maitre'd: [to himself] Could this evening get any worse?
Zack Martin: Yo, dude!
Maitre'd: Apparently, it can.

Zack Martin: You gotta stop being such a pushover. Now go do my homework like you promised.
Cody Martin: Okay... but you're only getting a B.
Zack Martin: Yes! My first B!

Cody Martin: I'd like you to know that unlike you, I'm not enjoying your pain. Oh, hi, Agnes.
Zack Martin: Very funny, but that won't work.
Agnes: [Comes up behind Zack] Hi, Zack.
Zack Martin: ARGH!
Cody Martin: OK, now I'm enjoying it!

Agnes: [after discovering Zack is impersonating Cody on their date] You're not my Codikins! I don't like to be fooled... Zack.
Zack Martin: But I...
Agnes: I know what's going on.
Zack Martin: You do?
Agnes: Yeah. You want me for yourself.
Zack Martin: Whoa, there, girl! I hawked on your food, I pulled pasta out of my nose.
Agnes: And strangely, I loved it. And you.
Zack Martin: [Whimpers] But you love Cody!
Agnes: I know. But you are exciting and unpredictable. You're my little rebel. Agnes likes!
Zack Martin: But...
Agnes: Shh! Don't speak! Your eyes speak for you.
Zack Martin: I wish they'd shut up!

Carey: Agnes tells me you guys have a date tomorrow.
Cody Martin: We don't have a date.
Carey: OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What do you call it when one friend goes out to dinner with another friend?
Zack Martin: Creepy beyond belief.
Carey: Don't be jealous, Zack. You'll have a special friend some day, too.
Zack Martin: Yeah, hopefully, my friend won't be from Planet Whoo!

Cody Martin: Our children will be Agnes Jr and Cody Jr. Our dog's name is Agnody.
[Pulls Agnes to him]
Cody Martin: Right, honey bear?
Zack Martin: [Pulls Agnes to him] She's not your honey bear, she's my sugar muffin!
Cody Martin: [Pulls Agnes to him] Tell him you're mine, cutie-patootie!
Zack Martin: [Pulls Agnes to him] No one tells my rosie posie what to do!
Agnes: That popping noise you hear? Yeah, that was my shoulder.
Cody Martin: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rub that for you, sweetie tweetie.
Zack Martin: [Pulls Agnes to him] No one touches my lovey bunny but me!
Cody Martin: Oh, yeah?
Cody Martin: Yeah!