Robert Torti credited as playing...
- Carey: Look, tell me he's okay and he doesn't have any tattoos.
- Kurt: He's okay. And it says "Mom."
- [Kurt and Zack chuckle]
- Kurt: Oh, come on. Have a sense of humor.
- Carey: I married you, didn't I?
- Kurt: Oh, yeah. There it is.
- Kurt: I know, you're mad.
- Carey: No - n., I was mad when you sold our car to buy a new guitar. I was mad when you came home from the playground with the wrong twins.
- Kurt: It was an honest mistake.
- Carey: They were girls.