Phill Lewis credited as playing...
Mr. Moseby
- London: [running into the lobby] Moseby! Which of the following phrases sounds the most smarticle?
- Mr. Moseby: The one that doesn't use the word "smarticle".
- [London tears off pages]
- Maddie: London, I found something that will make you seem smart.
- Mr. Moseby: Smarticle!
- Maddie: Here have a chip.
- [hands the chip to London]
- London: Ooh, I love chocolate!
- [sticks it in her mouth]
- London: Ugh, this tastes terrible!
- [spits it out and hands it to Maddie]
- Maddie: It's not a chocolate chip, it's a computer chip!
- London: Eew!
- [spits it out and hands it to Maddie]
- Maddie: Actually, It's a tiny, very damp...
- [shakes off spit]
- Maddie: ...hearing device. You put it in your ear and I can talk to you without Trevor even knowing.
- Mr. Moseby: Or you can just tell the boy the truth and see if he likes you for who you are.
- Mr. Moseby: [London and Maddie stare at him] Good luck with the chip!
- London: [Reading the board] What is a "scho-lar"?
- Maddie: Well, It is someone who sould read the sign.
- Mr. Moseby: [to London] And it is someone who can pronounce the word "scholar".