Phill Lewis credited as playing...
Mr. Moseby
- [Zack has tried to discard of his report card by making it into a paper airplane and throwing it away, but it lands in a woman's wig, which freaks her out when Mr. Moseby tries to take it]
- Mr. Moseby: So sorry, madam. I apologize profusely. I will get to the bottom of this.
- [the twins walk up]
- Mr. Moseby: Or shall I say "bottoms"?
- [he holds up the paper airplane to the twins]
- Mr. Moseby: Does this by any chance belongs to you?
- Zack Martin: Nope, don't know who it belongs to. It's a mystery, completely unsolvable.
- Mr. Moseby: [unfolds and reads report card] "Zack Martin".
- Zack Martin: Unless you do that.
- [takes report card back]
- Mr. Moseby: [coughing] How many times I must tell you, this hotel lobby is not your personal playground. Now, since you two have arrived at my hotel, you have been nothing but a...
- [loses voice]
- Zack Martin: A delight?
- Cody Martin: A bundle of youthful energy, whose spirit has breathed life into this stodgy, old place?
- Zack Martin: And to say thank you, you want to reward us with free sundaes?
- Cody Martin: Thanks, Mr. Moseby, you're the best!