Estelle Harris credited as playing...
Muriel
- Muriel: Her name was Irene and she was beautiful!
- London Tipton: Oo, just think me, but not as rich, or pretty, and dead.
- Muriel: Anyways, in 1940, Irene and her husband checked in to this hotel, but he left.
- Zack Martin: What happened?
- London Tipton: He went off to war. She waited 3 years, but he never came back.
- Zack Martin: So, he died in battle?
- London Tipton: No, he...
- [Muriel stuffs the feather duster in London's mouth]
- Muriel: He mat some Italian babe and opened up a pizza parlor in Naples.
- London Tipton: [spits out feathers] She got so mad, she threw the silver brush he had given her at the mirror.
- Muriel: The mirror shattered into a million pieces and a chard flew out, and that was the end of that. Ccccccrrrrrrr!
- [putting her finger across her throat]
- Muriel: Good luck.