Kim Rhodes credited as playing...
Carey Martin
- Bob: [after being caught skipping school, but shifting blame onto Zack and Cody] Mrs Martin. Well, I see you've got some parenting to do.
- Carey Martin: And Bob, I'll call your mother and tell her exactly how you spent your day.
- Bob: In which case, I'd better go and pick her up something nice.
- Carey Martin: [looks at the price tag] Whoa, that's a lot of numbers! What do you suggest for a woman who's on a budget?
- Snooty Woman: Marry a rich man or failing that, down the street, the 49-cent store.
- Snooty Woman: [brings Carey bottled water] I hope it's cold enough for you.
- Carey Martin: Well, did you hold it right next to your heart?
- London Tipton: Brandi, don't leave. I'm sorry about all the mean things I said to you. I didn't realize you were being annoying because you cared.
- Brandi: I guess I just got excited about having a stepdaughter.
- London Tipton: Well, how about we start by just being friends?
- Brandi: I'd like that.
- [She and London hug each other as Carey enters the hotel with the boys and lays down the law with them]
- Brandi: Boy, it's great being a mom.
- Carey Martin: Take a good look at the people in the lobby, boys, because they have lives and you don't! For one month, that means no movies, no desserts, no television, no music. Cody, for you, no reading for fun!
- London Tipton: [to Brandi] Don't worry. I never read for fun.