Bruce Weitz credited as playing...
Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim
- The Toyman: [waving a giant bubble-blowing wand] How does the saying go? Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Yeah, it's you, Winslow. Same creepy voice. I don't know how you came back from the dead, but it's gonna be a short visit.
- The Toyman: [the bubbles pop, releasing knockout gas, and Bruno falls to the ground] Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
- The Toyman: Now the real fun begins. You're going to play... reporter! This time, I want you to take good notes.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: [descended from the ceiling like a marionette] You just made the biggest mistake of your life, you miserable little freak! I mean it, Schott. I got friends. They'll find you!
- [Toyman's toy soldiers move forward and aim their rifles]
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: On the other hand, maybe we can make a deal.
- [Toyman blindfolds him]
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Aah!
- The Toyman: No peeking now.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Please, don't!
- Lois Lane: You can't be serious.
- The Toyman: Deadly serious, Ms. Lane. Playtime is over. Ready... aim...
- [Lois pushes him out of the way]
- The Toyman: Hey!
- [she pushes over one toy soldier, which dominoes and knocks the others down]
- The Toyman: [picking up one of the toy rifles] Ahh! You broke my toys! You spoiled my fun!
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: That creep made me into a laughingstock. How could you let him get so close?
- Thug: You wouldn't let us in the park, boss, remember?
- Thug: You was afraid we'd scare the kids.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: He's out there, the slimy little weasel. Thinks he's gonna make me pay.
- [hearing the water bubbling]
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: What?
- [a giant toy duck emerges]
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: What are you waiting for? Shoot it.
- Thug: It's a big ducky.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Shoot it!
- Clark Kent: [after saving Lois from Toyman as Superman] You sure you're okay?
- Lois Lane: Yeah. He was a sicko, Kent, but I can't help feeling sorry for him.
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: He was a loser, a walking freak show, like his old man. This is one funeral I'll skip.
- Cop: I'm not sure there's gonna be a funeral. My people still haven't found the body. However, they did find this.
- [showing them an evidence baggie containing the broken pieces of Toyman's mask]
- Superman: Little boys shouldn't play with sharp objects.
- The Toyman: Who invited you, Superman?
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Superman? Superman, is that you?
- The Toyman: Don't think I haven't prepared a surprise for you. Here's something you can't break.
- Superman: [getting hit with a Play-Doh-like substance] Very funny, Toyman.
- [it starts to mutate and envelop him]
- Superman: Huh?
- The Toyman: Uh, maybe you should read the warning. Dopey Doh is a lethal biogenic organism. Contact with the skin can prove fatal. It won't stop growing until it asphyxiates its host. Not for children under three.
- Superman: [she approaches to help] Lois, no! Don't touch it!
- Lois Lane: What can I do?
- Superman: Get back. Find something to hide behind. Hurry!
- Lois Lane: Mr. Mannheim, Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Any comments on this morning's armored car hijacking?
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: Why would I have a comment? I'm a legitimate businessman.
- Lois Lane: Of course. And you have no knowledge of someone calling himself the Toyman?
- Bruno 'Ugly' Mannheim: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a respected citizen. And I don't appreciate your little insinuations.
- Clark Kent: [seeing toy planes buzzing in the air, which arm real machine guns] Look out!