Brad Garrett credited as playing...
Bibbo
- Leslie Willis: Wake up, Metropolis! Oh, yeah, the Livewire's back on attack, folks. The queen-babe of all media, your mistress of the airwaves, the one, the only Leslie Willis shouting out to you on WLXL, 95.5 Alive! Okay, now, people, listen up. I know you've heard this before, but you're gonna hear it again.
- [clearing her throat]
- Leslie Willis: Ladies and gentlemen, I am sick and tired of this Superman guy! You hear me, Metropolis? Sick, sick, sick...
- [gagging noises]
- Leslie Willis: ...of Superman! I wake up this morning, and I'm in a fairly good mood, but then I turn on the TV, and there he is; on every lousy channel. Ugh! I almost puked on my corn flakes. And then, big surprise, there he is again on the front page of the Daily Planet. Hello! Hello! Am I the only one who's physically ill from this town's pathetic devotion to that phony flying Boy Scout? No one's that nice for free, people. The Man of Steel is pulling the steel wool over your eyes. Don't buy into that act of his. Just say no to Superman.
- [seeing her control boards light up]
- Leslie Willis: Hmm. Looks like the natives are restless. Line 3, speak your tiny little mind.
- Bibbo: Well, you're darn right I will, missy, 'cause I don't appreciate your scurvy remarks about me pal Superman.
- Leslie Willis: Ooh, get a load of this old fogey. What's the matter, gramps, not getting enough prunes?
- Bibbo: Well, now you listen to me, smart lady. I don't think...
- Leslie Willis: No, you don't think, do you, dope? This Superman is nothing more than the world's strongest con man.