Sandra Bernhard credited as playing...
Gsptlsnz
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: [storming into his home] Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!
- Gsptlsnz: He beat you again, huh?
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: [snarls] Don't you start with me, Gsptlnz!
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: So long, Gspy! Don't wait up!
- [With a laugh, Mxyzptlk disappears]
- Gsptlsnz: [yawns] Five, four, three...
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: [appears] NUTS! NUTS! NUTS! Not one word.
- [last lines]
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: [raging at a model of Superman] Oh, you... you... I'm not done with you! NOT BY A LONG SHOT! I'll find a loophole, somehow, someday!
- Gsptlsnz: You know, now that you're stuck here, you'll just have to find another way to pass the time...
- [kisses her husband]
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: Hey, this isn't so bad...
- [kisses his wife back, but as he glances at the model, he changes it into a monkey]
- Gsptlsnz: Mxy, I wore this outfit just for you.
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: No time for love, babe! Got to beat Superman, got to beat Superman...
- Gsptlsnz: Oh, Mxy, I don't like the way you're obsessing over this Superman person. Using our powers to torment humans is so three-dimensional...
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: Got-to-beat-SUPERMAN!
- Gsptlsnz: If you're obsessed with him that much, why don't you, oh, I don't know, destroy him?
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: Hey, that's it! Next time I'll finish him off befre he can trick me! Thanks, Gspy! Love ya.
- [kisses his wife]
- Gsptlsnz: Yeah, yeah. Lucky me.