Dana Delany credited as playing...
Lois Lane
- [Mr Mxyzptlk appears in the Daily Planet just as Clark Kent prints out an article]
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: Ha, ha! You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
- Clark Kent: Look, little man, I'm tired of this! If it's a fight you want...
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: Oh, it is! It is!
- Clark Kent: Fine! First let me proofread this article, and I'll meet you on the roof in twenty minutes...
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: No stalling! I'll edit the rag for you!
- [grabs Clark's article and magically picks out its spelling mistakes]
- Mr. Mxyzptlk: There! Hey! What...? NO!
- [vanishes]
- Lois Lane: [passing by, glancing up the article] You're getting sloppy, Smallville. This sentence is cluttered with typos.
- [gives the article back to Clark and leaves]
- Clark Kent: K, L, T, P, Z...
- Lois Lane: Don't you look happy. What's wrong? Bad news?
- Clark Kent: [depressed] You could say that. I'm expecting a visitor from out of town.
- Lois Lane: The guy's kind of a pest, is he?
- Clark Kent: The worst!
- Lois Lane: I hear ya. Every time my sister visits, she moves right on in and stays and stays and...
- [a penguin suddenly waddles by]
- Lois Lane: Was that a penguin?
- Clark Kent: [bored] I'm afraid so.
- [Lois turns into a horse and neighs]
- Clark Kent: Here we go.
- Lois Lane: You look happy. What's up?
- Clark Kent: I was expecting a visitor from out of town, but he can't make it.
- Lois Lane: The guy's kind of a pest, is he?
- Clark Kent: Not anymore.
- Lois Lane: [picking a carrot up off her desk and taking a bite] Guests are the worst. Every time my sister visits, she just moves right on in and stays and stays and... why am I eating this?
- Lois Lane: Is that a penguin?
- Clark Kent: I'm afraid so.
- [Lois turns into a horse]
- Clark Kent: Here we go...