George Dzundza credited as playing...
Perry White
- Lois Lane: [Barging into Perry White's office] Chief! I spent a week on the docks with rats and frizzed hair exposing the biggest gun-smuggling ring to hit this town in ten years and what makes the front page? Some sprouty, new age, granola-crunching fluff piece on angels! What's next? Interviews with Bigfoot?
- Perry White: Good timing, Lois. I wanted you to be the first to know, I'm hiring a new guy on the city desk.
- Lois Lane: Is he cute?
- Perry White: Uh... you tell me.
- [Lois spins around and sees Clark standing there]
- Lois Lane: Oh... hi.
- Perry White: This is the guy, Lois. Clark Kent from Smallville.
- Lois Lane: Smallville? Never heard of it.
- Clark Kent: Have you ever been to Kansas?
- Lois Lane: God, no!
- Perry White: I've been reading his stuff. It's good. I thought maybe he could tag along with you for a few days to get the lay of the land.
- Lois Lane: I'd love to play den mother, chief, but I got that LexCorp story in half an hour.
- Perry White: Oh, yeah. The great and benevolent Mr. Luthor is demonstrating a new weapons system today. Usually, Lex is Lois's beat, but I'm sure she won't mind having another set of eyes with her. Right, Lois?
- Lois Lane: [cut them leaving] Look, Smallville, nothing against you, but even as a kid, I never liked babysitting. You wanna keep up with me, you gotta be quick. I'm no tour guide, and I don't hold hands.
- Clark Kent: You won't have to worry about that.