Joseph Bologna credited as playing...
Dan Turpin
- Bruno Mannheim: Do you know what having this gun means, Turpin?
- Dan Turpin: I can take it off your Christmas list?
- Dan Turpin: Then the guy disappears into thin air. Like bad gas. Strange stuff's going on out there, Maggie. I never seen anything like it.
- Maggie Sawyer: You shouldn't have gone out on your own, Dan. You could've been in terrible danger.
- Dan Turpin: That's why they call me Terrible Turpin.
- Maggie Sawyer: I'm serious, kiddo. We got rules here. Procedures. I can't have my number-one man peeking over fences like a schoolboy.
- Dan Turpin: Maybe you'd like it better if I could fly.
- Maggie Sawyer: You're way out of line, Turpin.
- Dan Turpin: All I know is that that tank had Mannheim's ugly mitts all over it. And this department's gonna collar that dog if I have to grab a leash and drag him in myself.
- Dan Turpin: We know they were working for Mannheim. Let's get the SCU tanks and...
- Maggie Sawyer: And what, knock down his walls? Oh, the judge'll love that.
- Dan Turpin: Maggie, we gotta hit while the money's hot.
- Maggie Sawyer: We don't even know what we're up against. Dan, listen, I want to bring Superman in on this, officially.
- Dan Turpin: You're kidding! Mannheim is mine, Maggie. My collar!
- Maggie Sawyer: Inspector, give it a rest.
- Lois Lane: That was pretty expensive machinery. You think Intergang's behind this?
- Maggie Sawyer: All I can tell you right now is that we're following every lead.
- Dan Turpin: Whoever it is, you can bet my Aunt Patty's pension they'll be going down real soon.
- Angela Chen: Translation: you expect Superman to drop them in your lap like he always does.
- Dan Turpin: What are you saying?
- Angela Chen: I'm saying that your highly-paid department can't seem to bust a jaywalker without old blue boy.
- Maggie Sawyer: [restraining Dan] The SCU is always grateful for the help of any citizens of Metropolis, including Superman.
- Dan Turpin: [pursuing Mannheim, Superman stops to lift a crate off him] I'm just catching my breath. Go get him.
- Dan Turpin: Not only is Mannheim out of business in Metropolis, but we've finally broken the back of Intergang once and for all.
- Angela Chen: We? Looks like Superman saved your skin again.
- Superman: Other way around. If it wasn't for Dan Turpin, I wouldn't be standing here tonight. Thanks.
- Dan Turpin: Any time, pal.
- Lois Lane: [after Superman takes off into the sky] So, tell us, where's Mannheim?
- Dan Turpin: I think he's moved outside our jurisdiction.