Laura Prepon credited as playing...
Donna Pinciotti
- Eric: Hey, would you guys respect me if I got a job at the town dump?
- Donna Pinciotti: Town dump, no. State dump?... Why are you getting a job, anyway?
- Eric: Everything costs money. Gas, clothes, fun...
- Michael Kelso: Dates. Dates cost money.
- Fez: No, Kelso. That is prostitution.
- Steven Hyde: Dates *are* prostitution, man, except you don't always get what you paid for.
- Donna Pinciotti: Says the man who's never had a girlfriend.
- Steven Hyde: Hey, you guys remember Andrea, the biker chick?
- Eric: Whatever happened to her?
- Steven Hyde: [proud] She's dating my uncle.
- Steven Hyde: So, big party?
- Donna Pinciotti: [sarcastically] Whoopee.
- Steven Hyde: I can't believe Forman missed all those signals.
- Donna Pinciotti: What signals?
- Steven Hyde: [in a girly voice] Oh, poor me, all alone in my big house. Just me, in my nightie. If only some scrawny, little, neighbor boy would come over!
- Donna Pinciotti: He's not scrawny! Why am I even talking to you about this?
- Steven Hyde: Because I'm all you've got.
- Donna Pinciotti: [lying down on the couch embarrassed] So, everyone knows! All I wanted was to be alone with him!
- Steven Hyde: And how does that make you feel?
- Donna Pinciotti: Frustrated! It's frustrating as hell!
- Steven Hyde: Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
- Donna Pinciotti: Yeah, sometimes.
- Steven Hyde: Do you think you'd sleep easier if you had a scrawny, little, neighbor boy next to you?
- Jackie Burkhart: Wait. So, your parents are going to be out of town?
- Donna Pinciotti: Yeah. It's just going to be me alone Saturday. Well, I'm babysitting my sister, Tina. I'll watch some TV, maybe order a pizza.
- Michael Kelso: Let's have a party! A toga party!
- Jackie Burkhart: Michael, maybe she doesn't want to have a party. Maybe she wants to be alone.
- Donna Pinciotti: Well, it'd just be me, but if someone happens to come by, that'll be cool.
- Michael Kelso: So, we're on! I'll bring the beer!
- Fez: Donna, I've never been to an American party. May I come?
- Donna Pinciotti: I don't care. So, Eric, will you be there?
- Eric: Eric:
- [not looking up from the newspaper]
- Eric: Yeah, sure.
- Jackie Burkhart: [Donna leaves the basement and Jackie smacks Eric and Kelso across the backs of their heads] You are both so stupid!
- Steven Hyde: That's a first! I actually agree with Jackie!
- [to Eric]
- Steven Hyde: She totally put on a full court press, man, and you dropped the ball!
- Eric: What are you talking about? All she said was, she's going to be alone Saturday, order a pizza... Oh, my God, I'm so stupid!
- Donna Pinciotti: Hey, Fez.
- Fez: Hello, Donna. Now, tell me which one of these ladies is easy?
- Tina Pinciotti: Donna, your creepy friends are playing with Dad's stereo.
- Donna Pinciotti: [to unseen characters] Guys, you can't go in the house!
- Fez: [to Tina] Hello, pretty lady with the eyes like the sea.
- Tina Pinciotti: Hi!
- Donna Pinciotti: She's not a pretty lady! She's my sister, and she's 14.
- Fez: You know, in my country...
- Steven Hyde: It's illegal here.