Dana Ashbrook credited as playing...
Bobby Briggs
- FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: [he enters sanding a handcarved wooden whistle] Hi, Mike, Bobby. Now before we get started, have you two fellas got your stories straight?
- Bobby Briggs: If we tell the truth we don't have to get our stories straight.
- Mike 'Snake' Nelson: Besides, the sheriff told us we're just in here for fighting and, uh, it was self-defense.
- FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Right. Well, I guess you can go then.
- Bobby Briggs: Now?
- FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Mm-hm.
- [as Mike and Bobby walk to the door, Cooper toots his whistle]
- FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Oh, fellas, one more thing. Pray for the health and safety of James Hurley, because if anything happens to him, I'm coming for you.
- [Mike and Bobby leave]
- FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Sheriff, what are you sitting around for? We've got places to go and people to see.
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: You know, I think I'd better start studying medicine.
- FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: And why is that?
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Because I'm beginning to feel a bit like Dr. Watson.
- Bobby Briggs: [on seeing James's motorcycle outside of Donna's house] That bastard!
- Mike Nelson: First your girlfriend, then mine.
- Bobby Briggs: [putting a cigarette in his mouth] Too bad we can only kill him once.
- Dale Cooper: Have you got your stories straight yet?
- Bobby Briggs: If we tell you the truth, we don't have to get our stories straight.
- Bobby Briggs: Here's a little tune for ya, gals. Norma, I'll see you in my dreams.
- Norma Jennings: Not if I see you first.
- Bobby Briggs: Norma, see you in my dreams.
- Norma Jennings: Not if I see you first.
- Bobby Briggs: Here's a tune for you gals. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.