Marin Hinkle credited as playing...
Judith Harper
- Judith Harper: If you lay one magic little finger on her, you and I are going to have a very big problem.
- Alan: What are you going to do, divorce me? Marry me again and then divorce me?
- Judith: I will rock his world! I swear!
- Alan Harper: You're bluffing.
- Judith: Oh, am I? Watch me! Come on, Charlie.
- [Judith grabs Charlie's arm and starts leading him upstairs]
- Charlie Harper: Alan?
- Alan Harper: She's bluffing, Charlie.
- Charlie Harper: Are you sure?
- Alan Harper: Trust me. She hates you.
- Charlie Harper: Trust *me*. That doesn't always stop them!