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Two and a Half Men
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

  • Episode aired Oct 13, 2003
  • TV-14
  • 22m
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Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Melanie Lynskey in Two and a Half Men (2003)
ComedyRomance

As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner, tries to convince her to come back; Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare... Read allAs Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner, tries to convince her to come back; Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner, tries to convince her to come back; Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.

  • Director
    • Andy Ackerman
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Susan Beavers
  • Stars
    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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    • Director
      • Andy Ackerman
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Susan Beavers
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
    • 2User reviews
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    Charlie Sheen
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    • Charlie Harper
    Jon Cryer
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    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
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    • Jake Harper
    Marin Hinkle
    Marin Hinkle
    • Judith Harper
    Melanie Lynskey
    Melanie Lynskey
    • Rose
    Conchata Ferrell
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    • Berta
    Steven Tyler
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    • Steven Tyler
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    • Director
      • Andy Ackerman
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      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Susan Beavers
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    • Trivia
      Berta was originally to appear in this episode only, but everyone loved the character so she became a recurring guest for the remainder of the season and then a series regular, starting with season two.
    • Goofs
      The coffee pot is empty when the microwave dings. When Alan pours Charlie a cup, it's full.
    • Quotes

      Charlie: You still have grease in your hair! Didn't you wash it?

      Jake: You didn't say to wash my hair.

      Charlie: Wash your hair!

      [Jake heads to the bathroom]

      Rose: You didn't tell him to rinse.

      Charlie: Good! That's good! Thank you! Jake! *Rinse*!

    • Soundtracks
      Manly Men
      (Theme Song)

      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • Release date
      • October 13, 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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    • Runtime
      • 22m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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