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Two and a Half Men
S1.E21
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No Sniffing, No Wowing

  • Episode aired May 3, 2004
  • TV-14
  • 22m
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7.9/10
1.8K
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Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men (2003)
ComedyRomance

Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a par... Read allCharlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a participant in the case.Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a participant in the case.

  • Director
    • Rob Schiller
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Don Foster
  • Stars
    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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    7.9/10
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    • Director
      • Rob Schiller
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Don Foster
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
    • 6User reviews
    • 1Critic review
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    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
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    • Jake Harper
    Marin Hinkle
    Marin Hinkle
    • Judith Harper
    Heather Locklear
    Heather Locklear
    • Laura Lang
    Marc Grapey
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    8lastliberal

    I want you NOW!

    I have been spending my nights enjoying repeats of this show, and this one is one of the best I have seen.

    Obviously, Charlies has not heard the old saying about "a woman scorned." Take the incredibly hot Heather Locklear playing a high priced lawyer, and you would be doubly cautious about scoring her.

    Yeas, i can understand wanting Alana De La Garza, who must have been going to law school in her spare time as she later ends up as an Assistant District Attorney on "Law and Order," but Charlie, you just have to work something out so as not to offend Heather.

    One of the best episodes of the show.
    6shawn-irvine

    Writers haven't been to law school

    I love any episode of Two and a Half Men where Charlie's misadventures cause drama and pain for Alan (A sack full of Jawea is hilarious in this respect) but this episode really pushes the boundaries of credulity.

    Laura sleeping with Charlie is not unethical. However, her actions in the mediation are, where she completely sells Alan out over the property settlement. Such actions in fact constitute legal malpractice, as she is acting without instructions and not in the best interests of her client.

    So while Alan may be disgruntled that his case has been delayed, he wouldn't have had to pay a cent to Laura or her firm.
    3studioAT

    A decline in quality towards the end of series 1

    On the whole the first series of 'Two and a Half Men' was solid and entertaining, but I felt it lost its quality towards the end of the 24 episodes.

    This is a good example of that. It doesn't completely tank like the previous one that had no proper ending, but it does feature a plot that goes nowhere fast.

    It's hard to keep the quality up, especially when you're still really getting to know the characters, but this episode, like some of the others at the end of this series are weaker.

    Overall, not bad, but not at the high standards the show had set previously.

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    • Trivia
      Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen co-starred in Spin City (1996), Money Talks (1997) and Scary Movie V (2013).
    • Quotes

      Laura Lang: Now.

      Charlie: What?

      Laura Lang: I want you. *Now*!

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      Manly Men
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      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • Release date
      • May 3, 2004 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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    • Runtime
      • 22m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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