Charlie Sheen credited as playing...
Charlie Harper
- Jake: [Charlie plans on dumping a woman whom Jake likes, and Alan thinks is great for him] I don't understand.
- Alan Harper: It's very simple, buddy. Uncle Charlie is nuts.
- Charlie: Yeah, nuts like a fox!
- Jake: So, then, Wendy can't take me rollerblading any more?
- Charlie: Nope.
- Jake: No more movies?
- Charlie: 'Fraid not.
- Jake: Boy, you suck.
- [he leaves, disgusted]
- Charlie: Suck? How do I suck?
- Alan Harper: Like a fox!
- Charlie: [much later, Charlie finally explains to Jake why he dumped Wendy] So, we're cool?
- Jake: Yeah.
- Charlie: Good. Good night.
- Jake: [just before Charlie leaves] Uncle Charlie, does this mean you don't have nuts like a fox?
- Charlie: [reflecting on Jake's accidental wisdom] Yeah. That's what it means.