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Pilot

  • Episode aired Sep 22, 2003
  • TV-14
  • 23m
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8.1/10
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Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men (2003)
Two And A Half Men: Pilot
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After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble altering his carefree lifestyle to accommodate the prese... Read allAfter 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble altering his carefree lifestyle to accommodate the presence of his 10-year-old nephew Jake.After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble altering his carefree lifestyle to accommodate the presence of his 10-year-old nephew Jake.

  • Director
    • James Burrows
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
  • Stars
    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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  • IMDb RATING
    8.1/10
    2.7K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • James Burrows
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
    • 8User reviews
    • 2Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Charlie Sheen
    Charlie Sheen
    • Charlie Harper
    Jon Cryer
    Jon Cryer
    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
    Angus T. Jones
    • Jake Harper
    Marin Hinkle
    Marin Hinkle
    • Judith Harper
    Melanie Lynskey
    Melanie Lynskey
    • Rose
    Holland Taylor
    Holland Taylor
    • Evelyn Harper
    Kristin Bauer
    Kristin Bauer
    • Laura
    Tom Wilson
    Tom Wilson
    • Mike
    Frankie J. Allison
    Frankie J. Allison
    • Rodney
    • (as Frankie Jay Allison)
    Eugene Byrd
    Eugene Byrd
    • Lenny
    Jennifer Taylor
    Jennifer Taylor
    • Suzanne
    Eddie Gorodetsky
    Eddie Gorodetsky
    • Doug
    Dan Foster
    • Ken
    Louisette Geiss
    Louisette Geiss
    • Karen
    • Director
      • James Burrows
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
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    5IcyTones

    Maplelicious

    Here's another Suburban Town to consider, Malibu. At the centre of this sitcom is Charlie Harper and his 'Malibu Beach House'.

    Charlie Harper's character & lifestyle reveals 'monstrous' behaviours towards his brother, mother and women in general.
    10mattiasflgrtll6

    Maybe the best pilot ever made!

    As you probably know, a pilot of a series isn't always perfect, though they sometimes still succeed with catching your interest, since that's what a pilot is supposed to do. "The Simpsons" had a fantastic pilot, but it would take up to "Bart The General" for the humor to become satiric and comedic genius. A lot of characters hadn't arrived yet either. But it's still charming and very sweet. "Family Guy" had a good pilot too, pretty much showcasing how offensive the show would become. However, much funnier episodes would still come after that. "24" had a great pilot, but had an even better season finale, beating out ALL the other episodes in season 1! "The X Files" had a solid and interesting pilot, but the relationship between Mulder and Scully was a little stale there and would take a few episodes to develop further. "South Park" had a goofy, but still pretty funny, pilot. "Two And A Half Men"? Absolutely perfect! Not only is the characters so incredibly well- introduced so quickly, but it's also one of the funniest episodes ever made. This was a show that didn't need to develop much at all, as everything was completely excellent from the very beginning. In fact, it's even one of my favorite episodes, and THAT really says something, doesn't it? If this show doesn't succeed to hook you from here, something is seriously wrong with you. 10 out of 10!
    6studioAT

    A fun welcome to the Harper brothers

    Forget the show it became from about series 6 onwards, back at the start is when 'Two and a Half Men' was at its best.

    This pilot episode is a fine example of that. Yes, the jokes are a little adult at times, but the central dynamic of the brothers and the boy just worked, and the chemistry between the three was great.

    There's some great moments in this pilot, from the poker game to the repeated jokes along the way.

    This show went on so long that sometimes it's easy to forget just how good and fresh it was when it came on air back in 2003.
    10shefchenko

    underrated

    This whole show is more underrated, but the pilot in particular I think is too. The Pavlov jokes went over people's heads. People critique Charlie's lifestyle from E01, rather than just listen to the jokes(it's a comedy after all). I don't wanna spoil anything, so you gotta give it a shot. It's definitely worth it.
    7vitoscotti

    Decent for a pilot.

    Looking for series to watch all the way through. I remember watching episodes here and there at or near its original run. This episode successfully motivates me to go forward watching more episodes of the series. That's a plus. I'm a big classic TV especially sitcoms fan. So it's got to be a quality show for me to even give it any attention. Hopefully they'll be funny episodes coming up to hook me in.

    Great chemistry among the main characters. It'll be interesting how the writers will work with what appears to be a winning formula. All the casting of supporting characters seems excellent.

    Hopefully the bevy of beauties continue.

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    • Trivia
      Charlie and Jake's first encounter with a woman in the supermarket is with Suzanne, played by Jennifer Taylor in her first appearance as one of four characters: Suzanne, here; Tina, in Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (2004); Nina, in Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room (2007) and finally, recurring character Chelsea, for around 30 episodes.
    • Goofs
      When Charlie is in the grocery store with Jake and puts a carton of milk back on the shelf, it wobbles when he sets it down, indicating that it's an empty prop.
    • Quotes

      Jake: Why is your head exploding?

      Charlie: Well, I drank a little too much wine last night.

      Jake: If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?

      Charlie: Nobody likes a wise-ass, Jake.

      Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass".

      Charlie: Tell you what. Here's $20. That should cover me until lunch.

    • Crazy credits
      As with the end of every episode, Chuck Lorre always has a paragraph at the end of the episode. This episode production note says: "CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #108 When Dharma was cancelled, my heart was broken. Over the next few years my efforts to mend it by creating a new show led to an even deeper emotional nadir when I noticed I had somehow become the author of a seemingly endless succession of failed pilots and pilot scripts. This was not a big enough string of stinkers to lower AOL-Time Warner a stock price (that had already been done by people more incompetant than myself), but my ill-advised attempts at heart-mending were sufficient enough to cause people to not look up from their cobb salads when I ambled into the WB commissary (in Hollywood even has beens amble). But I was indominatable. I kept writing...and failing...and ambling. And then, about a year ago, my good friend and favorite cross-to-bear, Lee Aronsohn, told me he needed to write something fairly quickly in order to keep the Writer's Guild health insurance. Everyone -- friends, agents, execs -- told me not to get involved. They assured me that I was too big, too successful, for such a partnership. You see where this is going. Lee and I wrote "Two and a Half Men". Which brings me to the glaringly obvious spiritual lesson to all this. How do you mend a broken heart? The BeeGees never figured it out, but I did. You help a friend keep that health insurance from lapsing."
    • Soundtracks
      Manly Men
      (Theme Song)

      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • Release date
      • September 22, 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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    • Runtime
      • 23m
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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